Bahut dino baad jahan mein TV dekhne ki tamanna jaagi…… Aakhir ho bhi gaye 300 din se jyada jab ek haath mein chai ki cup and dusri haath mein remote hua karti thi... and Saamne... Manhoos awaaz... “Kya Aaj Dilli Ki Pyas Bujhegi...” Laut ke aate hain ess chhote se break ke baad aur phir hamare special guest (yeah! Every guest is special) se Puchhenge, Kya Aakhir Dilli Mein Bhi Aaj Baarish Hogi... Jaan-ne Ke Liye Dekhiye Aaj Tak.
Jaate jaate phir se - Kahin jayiega nahin, Hum Haajir hote hain bas ess chhote se break ke baad.
Bol to aise gaya jaise hamare baithne se hi baarish hone wali thi.
Then as usual, like every Desi product here... from Desi Restau - Desi Store - Desi Girl - Desi Movie - Desi consultant on hetch1 (nahin nahin... Chacha aap hi batao, Hetch ko Hetch nahin to kya bolenge), I opened idesitv.com, and meri pahli nazar padi “Sony TV” ke link pe.
Adbhut sa scene - camera ka frame 120 degree pe tilted; Sringar mein lipte huye couple ek-dusre ki taraf inflation ki nazron se dekhte huye; Camera ka angle 360 degree se dono character ko cover karti hai...
phir aati hai background se awaaz - "Kya Radha Vivek ki ho payegi? Kya Vivek apne pyar ke liye Samaaj se lad paayega?"
Iss-se pahle ki screen freeze hoti and nichle kone pe aata "To be Continued..." maine back button pe click karna thik samjha.
Next one was IBN HINDI. Even before I could maximize the screen, I saw flashing -
"Breaking News... Breaking News…"
And then familiar portrait in the left most corner of screen and rest part had, Aarushi, CBI........
"Police recovers Aarushi's cell phone from a UP town... "
"Aarushi Talwar’s case evidence tampered: CBI "
Not again!!
Third one I clicked on: “Zee TV USA”
Aayie, hhum, Aaur Aaap, Khelte Hain - Dus Kaa Dumm!
Nahin khlena bhai, maaf kar do. Galti se click kar diya tha... dubara nahin karunga.
Agle 1-2 channels ke link kaam nahin kar rahe the... phir bhi maine sahme huye iraado se mouse ko ghumaya and uper ke kone se “Star Plus TV” ko dabaya.
Scene was like – a guy is getting ready for the office and all of a sudden he ask his wife, shirt ki button toot gayi.
“Aap roz jaan bujh ke button tod dete hain…… (pata nahin kaise, yeh Serials mein button bahut toot-te hain),” she comes with a tool box and starts with needle.
Then the scene of the moment – 1 button 17 expressions. Camera rolls from every angle to capture the number of holes in the button. Before, I could think Yeh serial kya kahlata hai…. A song started from background… “Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai…”
Next I tried NDTV India (but actually it was link for Star News):
kaise rahe fit aaj ke bhagdaur ki zindagi mein; list mein sabse uper - regularize your life. Sleep on time and wake up early.
Lagta hai aaj din hi kharab hai... Subah uthne se kya India ki return ticket free milegi......
Stayed there for few minutes and came the time for break – “ek list jaari ki gayi hai… Amir baap ki Amir Betiyan, jisme sabse aage hain Anil Ambani ki beti “… Mumbai Live, Everyday, 3pm ET 12pm PT
Agla program – “Jaaniye aapka lucky colour and lucky number” … 3 Deviyaan…
Could not tolerate the torture any further and closed the browser immediately.
Not to be Continued…
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